Kevin the Kiwi

£9.99 £11.99

Uncle Kevin is always there to get you out of a spot of bother, and always knows what to say at exactly the right time. 

Colour: Lime Green, Royal Blue, and Black.

Our socks are made with organic cotton. It has many advantages, such as its ability to control moisture, insulate, provide comfort and it is also hypoallergenic, and is a durable fabric. The heel, toe and sole are reinforced with a soft but exceptionally strong, man-made fibre called Nylon. Finally, elastane is used to create a strong hold around the band of the sock, creating the perfect fit around your feet.

socks size chart and care instruction

All orders placed before 4pm on weekdays will be processed the same day. If you order after 4pm or at the weekend, your order will be processed on the next business day. You will receive an email notification when your order has shipped. 

We offer our sincere apologies for any late deliveries and inconvenience this has caused. Due to new procedures and safety policies as a result of Covid 19, we are experiencing processing and shipping delays. These new policies are to keep our warehouse staff safe and you safe. All shipping partners that we use have also implemented new and rigorous safety procedures. We appreciate your patience and understanding as we work hard to ensure your safety as well as the safety of our staff.

Domestic Shipping (inside the UK)

Shipping is free for any orders above 3 pairs. For orders less than 4 pairs, you have two options for shipping:

Shipping option

Estimated delivery time


Next Day

Next business day (for orders placed before 4pm)



2 business days


International Shipping

We offer tracked international shipping to the following countries: Ireland, France and Germany. 

Shipping is free for any orders above 3 pairs. For orders less than 3 pairs, shipping charges are as below:


Estimated delivery time



3 to 5 business days



3 to 5 business days



3 to 5 business days



Your order may be subject to import duties and taxes (including VAT), which are incurred once a shipment reaches your destination country. HolyHoses is not responsible for these charges if they are applied and are your responsibility as the customer.

How do I check the status of my order?

When your order has shipped, you will receive an email notification from us which will include a tracking number, if applicable, which you can use to check its status. Please allow 48 hours for the tracking information to become available. 

If you haven’t received your order within 10 days of receiving your shipping confirmation email, please contact us via the Contact Us page and we will look into it for you. 

Refunds, returns, and exchanges

We accept returns up to 30 days after delivery if the item is unused and in its original condition, and we will refund the full order amount minus the shipping costs for the return. Here you can find our full refund policy page

In the event that your order arrives damaged in any way, please don't hesitate to contact us using our Contact us form or at with your order number and a photo of the item’s condition. We address these on a case-by-case basis but will try our best to work towards a satisfactory solution.

If you have any further questions, please don't hesitate to contact us using our Contact us form or at